(‘cos I didn’t do one yesterday, so this is to catch up… plus bonus definitions…)
Love:
1) The incontravertible feeling that the universe will get sucked into a black hole unless you’re with a certain someone.
2) Knowing that whatever someone else does, no matter how bad, no matter which species they do it with, you’ll still hold their hair back when they’re throwing up.
3) The main mechanism of reproduction for trashy paperback novels.